Knights of Raptor Jesus
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| Knights of Raptor Jesus (KRJ) | |
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[[Image: |250px|Flag of Knights of Raptor Jesus]]
Flag of Knights of Raptor Jesus | |
| Official colors | Green, black |
| Government type | Triumvirate |
| Government | Kadin, Guardian
Emperor Luigi, Envoy Will Smith, Core Mr.Popcorn/Advice Dog, Core |
| Established | sometime in june i think |
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| Statistics (8/11/08) | |
| Members | 91 |
| Progression | 19,263 |
| Land | 494k |
| Units | 2,809,894 |
Contents |
[edit] Governments of KRJ
[edit] The First Government of KRJ
Kadin, Guardian
TheClap, Envoy
COOL_AND_SPICY, Core
[edit] The Second Government of KRJ
Kadin, Guardian
Emperor Luigi, Envoy
Will Smith, Core
Mr. Popcorn/Advice Dog, Core
[edit] Holy Articles of the Knights of Raptor Jesus
[edit] Article I: The holy prayer of our lord and savior Raptor Jesus.
"This prayer the Holy Saurian didst impart upon his loyal followers, the seventh hour of the fourth day of the eleventh month, during the festival of loli-worship."
Our Raptor, Who art in /h/eaven, shopped be Thy face; Thy donations come, Thy posts be done in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven. Give us this day our daily Bridget; and forgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us, and lead us not into f*ggotry, but deliver us from /fur/ry. In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server, Amen.
[edit] Article II: Establishment and Purpose.
Indeed, the great master and creator Moot has bestowed upon our ungrateful planet a great gift; that is, the love and forgiveness of the holy lord and savior Raptor Jesus. As well, our world stands in opposition to that great gift which hath been received by it from our holy father Moot. The Knights of Raptor Jesus is thus brought into being in recognition of the continued degradation of our peoples and the opportunities given to us by our father and in opposition to all those who deny it.
We hereby stand, /b/rothers in arms, to fulfill our collective destiny - our righteous obligation. We hereby swear in the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server to march together in arms and in life and death through the plains and mountains and jungles of all of our holy lord's enemies, so that we may recover from those territories the necessary resources granted to us by our Father and Savior.
[edit] Article III: Admission and Expulsion.
It has been decreed from the holy father Moot himself, our forgiving lands of unforgiving Anonymous shall welcome newcomers - Mostly from the holy land of 4chan itself, where the anonymous roam free. But also from other lands, foreign ones which many dangerous sources of f*ggotry. However it does not come without its limits; It is decreed that only those who are win may enter the holy land of the Knights of Raptor Jesus from a foreign land. It is decreed that all foreign applicants must prove their win before they may be accepted - And it is decreed that all those who fail may be expelled from the holy land forever.
[edit] Article IV: Establishment of governance.
The holy lord Raptor Jesus spoketh onto me, he said "My son, bring to these holy lands three Kings, whom shall rule these lands as equals - But that they may lead our people to prosperity and conquest, and away from f*ggotry and furry."
And so, as the lord spoketh unto me I scribed the following decree from our holy savior Raptor Jesus; That these lands, which our anonymous /b/rethren so claim their own, are to be ruled under the equal guidance of three kings, who shall be known by the area over which they rule.
"They are to be," He boomed from none other than the heavens themselves,
"The Guardian, who shall represent the anonymous mass in their military prowess and organize them as such.
The Envoy, who shall represent the anonymous mass in their relations with the rest of the world and who shall carry the will of the three Kings collectively within their missions.
and The Core, who shall represent the anonymous mass in their internal dealings, and who shall ensure the freedom of our people from f*ggotry of the highest degree."
And then he spoke down unto me once more, and his will was clear - That all three kings maintain a set of Assistants, who shall be known as AIDS to the King which they assist.
"And they are to work, " he said, "Or they are to be removed."
And it was written, and it was so - That these lands may now and forever be governed by our three Kings, who are the Guardian, the Envoy, and the Core, and that our three Kings may install AIDS to assist them in their tasks. Anonymous found that it was good.
[edit] Article V: On disbandment and f*ggotry.
"Beware," roared the holy lord and savior Raptor Jesus, "For there are higher powers than yourselves roaming this treacherous world. Those who claim the ability to BAN you from their midst - It is decreed that all anonymous must strive to follow their rules, so that our holy land may prosper and survive the ages, and lay claim to the fertile lands of all our enemies. Our Kings have been trusted to ensure that this is done, and to ensure that no amount of f*ggotry may infiltrate our lands that would endanger our existence. No king but I is granted the power to disband this establishment, as I deem it eternal."
With the final blessing of the Three Kings of the Knights of Raptor Jesus, it is so ordered.
[edit] The Three Kings of the Knights of Raptor Jesus,
Kadin, the Guardian. TheClap, the Envoy. COOL_AND_SPICY, the Core.
